
I move that Brent and Lance be initiated and welcomed into Manland on Friday September Second, Two-thousand and Five at Seven O'clock in the Evening.
The Weber will be hot. Bring your own Beer and Meat. Also, I know that our compatriettes in Girl World are planning to adorn our beloved fellow Pops in Pretty Pink Pants at or around this same time. While I do not condone his emasculation, I would like to extend an invitation to the girls as well. I imagine that an area for the tailoring of fuchsia bloomers could be provided.
P.S. If the ladies would prefer the privacy of another location I understand that as well.