Celebration of MAN!

Today i celebrate the man: Chuck Norris. Just some facts for the unawares out there.

1)There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
2)There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3)Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
4)Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5)When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

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here comes the clowns watch out that bird will poke your eye out!

an order of mario with a side of man time

It has been brought to my attention that we are whinney! blog after blog of "we need man time " and "WAN, WANNNNN" this is true however we are cool and calm and choose not to brag. was there poker talk or not...... I hear worry in some scared little guurls. well we didn't so don't worry ladies, or should you? back in the good ol days in 2005 big crees and I and charlie got some good guy time in and boy did the time fly. only mario golf was played ( for 7 1/2 hours) that is a fun game and it shows when I hear pooh say " I want to play some golf" and " All I can think about is play that golf game" . so anyway it was fun and only a few poker plans were made. on to the next guys only night!!!!!!! ta ta

tant me

a bad case of no manland time!

we men need to have a goings on in manlandia asap!

so long fried rice hello fried chicken

being a jockey is hard, better be a taxi driver

heads up

FYI EBs having a music swap, if you don't know yet, now you do. I have a great mix ready so get it into gear. pass it on to peeps who would be in to it. any question ask EBs. later men, I am out

pig skin and "pitchin tents"

hey men! Lance wants to go camping asap, I agree. so let look at dates and get back at the end of the week to make the date. Also look for good spots the hike in and camp, I have 3 maybes to check out. no chicks!

do we want to have a precostume party watching the football game this saturday at 3:30? I do. let me know we could get the date nailed down for camping then.

snoring yet?

it must be time for early hibernation in Manland....not a post in a month and a half. we need to do something about our slumbertude, dudes! wake up!! rejoice in our Man-excellence!

in like flin

I am so in for the cookout! Has anyone told/asked lance to come? let me know and I will ask him. see you manlandians tomorrow night what time?

To Grill or Not to Grill ...

... is no longer the question. WHAT to grill is now the question.

I move that Brent and Lance be initiated and welcomed into Manland on Friday September Second, Two-thousand and Five at Seven O'clock in the Evening.

The Weber will be hot. Bring your own Beer and Meat. Also, I know that our compatriettes in Girl World are planning to adorn our beloved fellow Pops in Pretty Pink Pants at or around this same time. While I do not condone his emasculation, I would like to extend an invitation to the girls as well. I imagine that an area for the tailoring of fuchsia bloomers could be provided.


P.S. If the ladies would prefer the privacy of another location I understand that as well.

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bbq on men

let get a party on. lets welcome lance and brent in to manland. chris and I are ready anytime. hey charlie if you get a chance put lance and brent on the email thing. oh lets make shirts or get patches made. ok later taters

Manland BBQ, anyone?

Herschel and i talked yesterday about having a cookout in Manland and was wondering if this evening would suit? i'll send you an email, Charlie, if i haven't heard from you soon....
Let Us Be Men!

manlandians rally

we should have a weclome back to manland bbq party soon!

vacume in a jar

I smell greatness in manland. How sweet it is.

Shields up!

We are under attack!!! The comments are flooding in. The witty banter may soon get the best of us. The words have become somewhat familiar to me recently. I wonder ... perhaps this fellow should be invited to join our ranks.

Droogle

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