1)There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
2)There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3)Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
4)Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5)When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
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